Height of insult-
Professor to a student in the class- Hey wake up ur neighbour..
student- tune sulaya to tu hi utha....
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AIEEE RESULTS WERE DECLARED <<
A boy messaged his rank to his friend...
Friend replied :
'abey naya number liya hai kya?'
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girl to her blind bf: kash tum dekh sakhte mein
boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh
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boy(romantically): i wanna tell u something
gal: its nt gud to tlk while eating..
(After eating)
gal: nw tell me
boy: there was a cockraoch in ur food
or banle heroin..:-D
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know SHIT?
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After looking at her result:
Girl: Kya ?? Mai english me fail hogyi??
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UNPOSSIBLE !!!!
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Read at ur own risk.
Mehbooba ke pyar me mar gaya peter..
mehbooba ke pyar me mar gaya peter..
1 meter = 100 centimeter.
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Babulal started a college. All students were confused while taking admission
Bcoz,
Name of d college is
"Babulal's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce & arts "
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Girl (Romantically) to Rajnikant- Ek chutki sindoor
Rajanikant-
0.
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Ek ghatia joke :
Aise janvar ka naam batayiye, jo bilkul kutte
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sochiye..
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Langdaa kutta.
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Once Einsten was reading in class.
A scorpio bit his toe but he continued reading with concentration.
When sir asked him, He said that the scorpio bit him on the toe, not on mind, So he didnt lose his concentration.
Friends, dis is what we call as...
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OVER ACTING
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Figure Freak Bhikharin ?
Babu Ji.... 1 Rupaiya de do.... 3 din se bhukhi hun.. ?
Babu Ji ? 3 din se bhukhi hai toh 1 rupaiya ka kya karegi ... ? ?
Bhikharin ? Vajan dekhungi ... kitna kam hua hai.... ?
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Pappu goes 4 an interview :
Interviewer - Tumhara janm kahan hua tha?
Pappu - Tiruvananthpuram.
Interviewer - Spelling bolo?
Pappu - mazaak kar rah tha GOA me hua tha
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Santa: Aj mere paas paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai... Tere paas kya hai??
Banta: Mere paas bhi paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai...
Santa: Abey saale!!! Fir hamari maa kiske paas hai??
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