गुरुवार, 3 नवंबर 2011

Definitions of Designations

 
  • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One ! month.
Description: http://www.project-management-software.biz/images/how-to-select-a-project-manager-2.jpg
  • Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Description: http://pmtips.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ProjectManager.jpg
  • Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Description: http://www.opintoluotsi.fi/File/e9d1b4ea-0909-481d-bac2-cd345e5b4f0a/Project+manager+Luymes.jpg
  • Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Description: Photo of Confused Kid in Red Baseball Cap
 
  • Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Description: http://www.uipatent.com/marketing.jpg
  • Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Description: http://www.alleghenydistrict.com/images2/resource.JPG
  • Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Description: http://memorialclub.org/memorialclub/upld_files/hoa0001/f1000072_documents.gif
  • Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
Description: http://www.europeunit.ac.uk/sites/europe_unit2/resources/quality-assurance.jpg
  • Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
Description: http://dvice.com/assets_c/2009/05/call_quality_person-thumb-550xauto-17840.jpg
  • HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
Description: http://www.infowit.com/images/time_graphic.jpg

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