मंगलवार, 26 जुलाई 2011

Good Story......



There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one more breed to complete his collection. One day, he found out that his neighbour had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbour until he sold it to him. A month later, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.

Nearby, the pig listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig approached the horse and said: Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep! On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig came back and said:
Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three... On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said: Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses. After they left, the pig approached the horse and said: Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up!
That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, and three... Good, good. Now faster, come on.... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!

All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It's a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party.
Let's kill the pig!!!!!!

Point for reflection: This often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.

LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL if anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional,

Remember: amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic.

Jokes


Height of insult-
Professor to a student in the class- Hey wake up ur neighbour..

student- tune sulaya to tu hi utha....
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AIEEE RESULTS WERE DECLARED <<
A boy messaged his rank to his friend...

Friend replied :
'abey naya number liya hai kya?'
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girl to her blind bf: kash tum dekh sakhte mein kitni khoobsurat hun

boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya aakh wale tujhe mere liye chod jate...andha hun pagal nahi..........
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boy(romantically): i wanna tell u something
gal: its nt gud to tlk while eating..
(After eating)

gal: nw tell me
boy: there was a cockraoch in ur food
or banle heroin..:-D
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know SHIT?
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After looking at her result:
Girl: Kya ?? Mai english me fail hogyi??

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UNPOSSIBLE !!!!
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Read at ur own risk.

Mehbooba ke pyar me mar gaya peter..

mehbooba ke pyar me mar gaya peter..


1 meter = 100 centimeter.
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Babulal started a college. All students were confused while taking admission
Bcoz,

Name of d college is
"Babulal's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce & arts "
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Girl (Romantically) to Rajnikant- Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni babu...



Rajanikant-
0.00000000000000000000007892724576 Rs/gram. Mind it
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Ek ghatia joke :

Aise janvar ka naam batayiye, jo bilkul kutte jaise diktha hai, lekin sirf 3 pairo par chaltaa hai?

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sochiye..
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Langdaa kutta.

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Once Einsten was reading in class.
A scorpio bit his toe but he continued reading with concentration.
When sir asked him, He said that the scorpio bit him on the toe, not on mind, So he didnt lose his concentration.
Friends, dis is what we call as...

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OVER ACTING

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Figure Freak Bhikharin ?

Babu Ji.... 1 Rupaiya de do.... 3 din se bhukhi hun.. ?

Babu Ji ? 3 din se bhukhi hai toh 1 rupaiya ka kya karegi ... ? ?



Bhikharin ? Vajan dekhungi ... kitna kam hua hai.... ?

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Pappu goes 4 an interview :
Interviewer - Tumhara janm kahan hua tha?
Pappu - Tiruvananthpuram.
Interviewer - Spelling bolo?
Pappu - mazaak kar rah tha GOA me hua tha

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Santa: Aj mere paas paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai... Tere paas kya hai??
Banta: Mere paas bhi paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai...
Santa: Abey saale!!! Fir hamari maa kiske paas hai??

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