Definitions of Designations
- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a
baby in One ! month.
- Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver
a Baby.
- Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in
one month.
- Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby
even if no man and woman are available.
- Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll
produce a child with zero resources.
- Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
- Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
- Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right
baby.
- HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can
deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
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