Ek Haryanvi apni khoobsurat bivi
k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Haryanvi gusse mein bola: Meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!
Ik Haryanvi Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.
Ik Haryanvi Tau thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska chhore ne doctor ko phone kiya.
Doctor: Kya hua?
Funny Haryanvi Chhora: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.
A Haryanvi Tau was shivering with cold. His son rings a doctor.
Doctor: What happened ?
Funny Haryanvi son: I don't know the disease, but dad is on vibration mode.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Haryanvi gusse mein bola: Meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!
Ik Haryanvi Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.
Ik Haryanvi Tau thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska chhore ne doctor ko phone kiya.
Doctor: Kya hua?
Funny Haryanvi Chhora: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.
A Haryanvi Tau was shivering with cold. His son rings a doctor.
Doctor: What happened ?
Funny Haryanvi son: I don't know the disease, but dad is on vibration mode.
Kanjoos Bania market jata hai
underwear
purchase karne. Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai? Shopkeeper: Rs 500. Kanjus Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahin. |
A miser Bania
goes to market to purchase an underwear.
Bania:
How much does it cost?
Shopkeeper:
Rs 500/-
Funny
Bania: Oh man, show me daily wear, not party wear.
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Funny Hindi Man to Bania
friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye. Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao. | Funny Hindi Man to his Bania friend: I have forgotten my wallet at home. Please give me Rs 1000. Miser Bania: A friend in need is a friend indeed. Have this Rs 10 note, go to your home by auto and bring the wallet. |
Ek Funny Hindi girl ped pe
chadi. Upar
baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi ho? Hindi Girl: Apple khane. Monkey: Par, yeh to aam ka ped hai. Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.
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A Funny Hindi girl climbs up a
tree. A monkey was already sitting there.
Monkey: Why have you climbed
up. Funny Hindi girl: To eat apples. Monkey: But this is a mango tree. Funny Hindi girl: I know, I have brought apple with me.
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Hindi Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho
gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Hindi Wife: Doosri
shaadi to nahin karogey? Hindi Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai. |
Hindi
Husband: If something
happens to you, I will get mad.
Hindi
Wife: You won't get
married again? Hindi Husband: A mad is a mad, he can do anything. |
Napoleon: There
is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Funny Hindi: Tum
ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na...! | Nepoleaon: There is no such word as impossible in my dictionary. Funny Hindi: You must have purchased a good dictionary. |
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